Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly "Piranha 3D" is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.

Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly “Piranha 3D” is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.

Let me start out with a spoiler: "Piranha 3D" is awful. If you bought a ticket thinking you were going to see a good horror movie, either you didn't see the ads, or you missed the movie's "For Your ...

Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly “Piranha 3D” is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.

%photo1% Here's a surprise: "Piranha 3D," the over-the-top horror flick about killer fish who take particular joy in munching on college students on spring break, isn't entirely based in fact. Cue the ...

Take a great cast, some gorgeous cinematography, an army of Spring Breakers, and a naked underwater ballet, stir in a few thousand man-eating fish and you’ve got the flesh-ripping good time “Piranha ...

I had no desire to see Piranha 3D. Now, had someone told me it was Piranha 3-Double D, I would’ve considered it. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not some perv, but the novelty of seeing breasts in 3D would’ve ...

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Although a sequel to 2010’s “Piranha 3D” seems entirely superfluous, don’t tell that to the target demo of gorehounds and softcore-deprived teens (if they still exist) who may still ...

Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly "Piranha 3D" is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.