I wonder what ever happened to the Twitter user who niche-famously posted last fall about being “17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter.” Are they now head of DOGE or some other important government ...
As fair warning, what Carpenter told “CBS Mornings” can be reiterated here: There will be pearl-clutching. (And if you’ve spent enough time with this album’s double entendres, your mind may ...
And make no mistake, this is musical comedy, through and through. Across 12 songs, there’s nary a verse or chorus in which Carpenter’s tongue isn’t in her cheek, even as the songs get at stuff anyone ...