Robert Zemeckis might claim that Who Framed Roger Rabbit can't get a sequel due to Jessica Rabbit being "too sexy" for Disney, but I know the real reason: he'll never be able to top Judge Doom ...

Jessica Rabbit tells you to call her and she gives ... The weasel that is guarding Judge Doom's warehouse is the one called Stupid. I've heard that the only thing that'll get him to leave is ...