Center part passe? Puh-leez. Cher. David Duke. Michael Jackson. Morticia Addams. Steven Tyler. Jerry Springer. Ken Burns. Willie Nelson. Bart Simpson (when Marge combs his hair). No center-part ...

The lesser known parting for round faces is a diagonal part, according to Emtage. "A diagonal part can be a good choice for a round face because it introduces a touch of asymmetry to the hairstyle, ...

Think Ronald Reagan or John Tesh. The best example for the Hair Part Theory, though, comes from Hollywood. In the Christopher Reeve movies, Clark Kent was a right-parter, Superman a left-parter.

For all the money we spend on perms and conditioners, hair is an oddly useless human feature. It offers little protection or warmth, even in the truly rug-chested. Body hair's main function is to ...